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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

New Classrooms?

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Unfortunately not. Rumor has it that these structures that are only now taking shape are actually new offices. Man About College is however unsure about why these offices are necessary, especially considering the 500+ students that will be occupying the hallways next Monday. Someone who knows can comment and tell our enquiring minds.

The new denim-clad lower sixers started streaming in today. Though the students did not experience The Red Pen Lecture, (A lecture highlighting the merit and grave consequences of the red pen that is never left at home) A lecture which even past-students have long since left can tell you about, the newbies still could be seen heading to the library and going on oh-so-interesting tours of the school and looking enthusiastic. Right. (Check out College Rocks Fashion for more fashion related comments) Sad though that the new students did not experience the lecture that had become a ritual at every induction.
Speaking of newbies… If you guys are reading, Welcome to ‘Man About College’, the voice of any man about college, airing concerns and dirty laundry that might have not have otherwise been aired. We also have the scoop on anything interesting that might have gone down during the day. (That our lawyers would allow us to publish anyway)

Apart from the occasional strange smells, bleating goats, lack of toilet paper, and lack of proper eating accommodations, it’s a good school. We’ll leave you to discover the rest on your own.

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