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Friday, March 7, 2008

The Toilet Paper Shortage

ψe all get that urge from time to time. Can we help it if we're in school at the time? However, there's something that stops students from using the bathrooms or cause them to resort to other things. That is the shortage of toilet paper...


How much for a roll of toilet paper in town? Five dollars the most! So why is there never any toilet paper in the bathrooms? especially in the girl's bathrooms. Many times, Man About College has witnessed girls entering the male bathrooms to get toilet paper. Now, there must be reasons why the bathrooms are separated. Privacy is one of them. Frankly, Man About College see the lack of toilet paper as encouraging girls to enter the boy's bathroom. The lack of toilet paper may seem trivial, but think of it this way. What if your house never had any toilet paper?


Apart from use in the bathrooms, there are other uses of toilet paper. What about when you come to school early in the morning to meet the garbage bin lying flat, contents spilled right in front of your classroom door (why is it full so early in the morning, no one knows) and for people who just cant stand nastiness, they have no choice but to try at least put back some in the bin. There is no toilet paper to use to pick it up. What about when a student has a class in one of the labs and the counter is very dirty or when something spills on your clothes, or white chalk gets onto your green pants(or even darker than green for some males)...


Man About College would hate to think that the college is promoting and encouraging nasty and untidy habits. Even though the bathrooms are unsanitary, not to mention too small and untidy. "At least mek sure it ha toilet paper na..."
A wise man once said:"Never underestimate the importance of a clean backside"

In Other News...There was yet another fight involving SVGCC students, but this time between a particularly smood group of popular SVGCC lower six boys (in colaboration with another popular group), almost all with roots in SVGS and another group of lower six boys. According to eye witness reports, one boy mainly got the beating, and one of the members of the popular groupz who administered most of the blows was quite satisfied and felt it was "well deserved". The victim was significantly outnumbered. The brawl took place yesterday in the vicinity of Prep School by a certain intaception, on the same day that the St.Vincent Girls' High School was having their annual sports meet. Pity what happens when you byte of more than you can chew. Apparently the fight started because the group of boys did not aproove of certain allegations.
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